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firstly you and your mates each poke a small pinhole in the side of a cardboard box secondly every one puts their box on their head and the host of the party switches on his favorite porno. Making sure that you can only see the television and none of your friends everyone begins to masturbate.
guy1:Hey man, I heard you were hosting a box party this weekend, can I bring the flat?
guy2: Na dude, its more of a family get together.
guy1: Hey word on the street is that you guys had a box party last week, that's soooo gay!
guy2: fuck off!! you can't even see the other guys and the porn was all lesbian.
guy1: oh my mistake, sounds like a hoot.
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A gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. The lack of clothing makes for easy action.
I just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my ass hurt. Luckily I get to lay around the house and watch football all day!
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Also referred to as a "Reverse Bachelor Party". Party thrown, usually involving strippers and/or prostitutes, celebrating the end of one of your boys blessed unions. Symbolizes his newly re-found freedom.
Joey finally kicked the bitch to the curb, and we're having a divorce party at Scores.
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A party that is usually around a swimming pool where the girls are naked and the guys are not.
Johnny:I totally saw Vera's tits at the Pussy party.
Troy: I totally saw her butt
Garth: I screwed her through a hole in the wall and she thought I was Chad!
Troy: Cool Garth!
Chad: Aaargh!!!
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Quite unflatteringly put, the party van is a slightly tired 1993 plymouth voyager. However, thats not where the magic ends. This said van is driven around the tri-state area by a crowd of rowdy teenagers to let others know that a party is, in fact, going to go down tonight, or soon thereafter. The party van is differentiated by the other ten zillion voyagers in the road due to the lynard skynard, rush, rob zombie, etc. blaring from it, and the constant commands of those inside to "ROCK THIS BITCH!!!", which refers to the passengers moving from side to side, causing the entire party van to shake violently on its already weak suspension. When not in use to notify an impending party, the party van sits in a dark garage, watching, waiting....keep an eye out for the party van in your tri-state area...
Friend #1: OH SHIT NIGGA!!!! THAT WAS THE FUCKIN' PARTY VAN THAT JUST BLEW BY DOIN 70 IN A RESIDENTIAL!!!
Friend #2: "fuck yeah dogg, i call no buysies on the beer. i'm housin' the bud. god the sight of The Party Van is nice on sore eyes..."
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Drink till you cant feel the LANd anymore! Cuz lets face it, if you drink that much you won't be able to say land properly anyway.
(At a LAN party)
Guy 1: Hey guys look at him, he's so drunk he's FLOATING!
Guy 2: No retard, you are just on the floor.
Guy 1: Riiiight....(tard)
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A male which has a girlfriend, and while she is away plays with his Party Piece.
"what you been upto man?"
"Mrs is away so playing with my party piece"
"ha sweet"
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