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Event: A day when women get to show off their legs for the purposes of generating upward movement in their companies. A day eagerly awaited and the purpose of which is often misinterpreted by men.
"The speech she made during National Skirt Day (NSD), unsurprisingly, commanded an unprecedented level of attention"
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on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours
“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”
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A day where you can punch any ginger on the 9th June
“Hey, did you hear? It’s national punch a ginger day”
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friday april 13th, slap a girl named kenzie!!
wow kenzie is gonna get slapped today because it’s national slap kenzie day!
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Because all you guys are pussing out we changed it to a grab ass MONTHS from April to June :)
Just walk by and grab his/hers ass it’s national grab ass MONTHS !
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on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend
“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day”
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now”
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National hit or miss day is celebrated on January 10th and to do so go into a grocery store and yell “hit or miss” really loud and see if anyone responds
Tomy: bruh are you celebrating national hit or miss day?
Ethan: bro no duh let’s go celebrate
Tomy: sounds good my bro
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