Rule 34M

If it exists, there's meme of it

Jeff:"is there a meme about me?"
Bill:"rule 34M"

Bluefalco rule

When team dose not trade with certain player due to him ripping him off in past fantasy leagues.

Kids 1 : can you trade me a RB I really need one

Kid : No I keep the bluefalco rule because of what happened last time

HDF rules

1: No spamming outside of rooms that explicitly allow it. (Whether something is spam or not will be held to the discretion of moderators and administrators.)

2: No NSFW image or video sharing or ERPing outside of 18+ areas, and no violently explicit content at all is allowed.

3: No targeted harassment against players. Including constant threats, insults, unwanted stalking, etc. (This rule extends to private DMs with players)

4: No intentionally inciting pointless drama or false panic, especially without evidence.

5: No blatantly false mod calling.

6: Sending private information or sharing social media accounts about other players without the consent of them is not allowed if you're unsure they'd be willing to share it themselves.

7: No discriminatory terms are to be used in a derogatory or pointless manner, especially the hard-R N-Word.

8: No ban evading (duh)

9: No full-on roleplaying outside of roleplaying rooms. (Brief interactions such as hugging and such are fine.)

10: No Intentionally spoiling things for others, and ask before speaking about any major spoilers when talking about games.

11: No advertising other AO or Discord servers without administrator approval.

12: No impersonation of any banned player.

13: You must be able to speak understandable English. This rule does not apply on the Discord channel's #spam-allowed, nor does it apply on AO in the Jukebox Rooms, nor Private Rooms.

"Have you seen the HDF rules ?"
"oh dear lord don't remind me"

Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.

A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)

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Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"

Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...

Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.

“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10