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Tits-to-Ass Ratio

An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.

"Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her tits-to-ass ratio is all off, man"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015

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grandfather tit residue

The residue on and around the nipple of a grandfather.

Yale has a disturbing jar filled two thirds with grandfather tit residue on his kitchen table.

by tittysauces July 13, 2009

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snicker-tit-licker

the act of one dyke shitting on another dyke's breast, and then licking it off

"Dude have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?'

"Yeah its full of snicker-tit-licker s."

by Seymour Balzaac October 21, 2011

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bon appรฉ tits

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.

Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appรฉ tits!"

by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011

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pom-pom tits

Boobs with hair protruding from the nipple such that a pom-pom effect is made.

I was about to do this girl, but then i saw her pom-pom tits.

by Alex March 15, 2005

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calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

by JPsKills10 July 4, 2010

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Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

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