hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."

Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.

Bird in a cage

To feel trapped by one’s peripheral vision being blocked by objects such as sunglasses, glasses, baseball caps, and hats

I feel like a bird in a cage when I drive with glasses!! BIRD IN A CAGE BIRD IN A CAGE

bird bread

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes

Bro through out that bird bread!

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

throwaway bird

A Parakeet (or a Budgie)

Also know as a gateway bird, or into bird.
One of the best birds for beginning bird owners because they are easy to buy, care for, dispose of, and replace.

I just bought my first throwaway bird, today.

Worlie Bird

When you bottomed out in your girls ass and she tells you to go deeper, so you improvise

Guy 1 - I had to give Rebecca the 'Ol Worlie Bird last night.

Guy 2 - sucks your dicks small.