Rural Dictionary

dont... me, bro

A mock of the infamous line, "Dont tase me bro!"
Usually paired with a picture.
The blank can be filled in with anyhting rhyming with "tase."

The captioning under a picture of a donut:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "Glaze"

The caption under a picture of a fish:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "filet's"

by njadams10 December 27, 2007

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i hear ya bro

The act of blowing off a person's rebuttal; listening to a person but not actually caring what is being said.

"It's amazing how you think the world is square. I can show you scientific proof that shows otherwise. If i pulled up the recent geography of the world i promise you your outlook would change quickly. The world is round not square."

"i hear ya bro"

by Blackangie July 29, 2017

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Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4)

Phrase used whenever a girl does something stupid/bitchy. This term can be used in any/all situations.

"Dude she totally was flirting with me then went and fucked that guy..."

..."Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4)"

by Iloveyogapants January 15, 2012

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domicile swap bro/s

Domicile swap bro/s: noun. When you sleep at your bro's house with a girl while he's sleeping at your house with a girl whilst thine families art awayeth until morrow so that when families come home the bros can meet up next dawn to reminisce about yesternight, and hereby pound out the domicile swap brosness (respectable and luhgend ahdem) (is that a flashlight?) and then light up yet another jay that, can we play ping pong and eat them legend goafers (creative spelling item)(taaaaaaasty), will be smoked on the last drop of cherrydew to respectfully honor thine mighty Hyperion.

Act 2
Scene 1

After coming back from a bubbly water break sesh, Eliansel and Viclentodius returned to Elsingstone, (n.b.: no relation to the jamaican highland), whenceforth they seated for supper, served by none other than that hairy guy, who pronounced "and specials off the menu for tonight, food ahdem numba 1, food ahdem number 2, food ahdem number 3, and pasta a la pot, (n.b.: not to be confused with a francophone transposition of language), and proceeded to consume tons and tons of sheep shlong, (joast joaking).

Goafer intermission.

That was the example. I included the word domicile swap bro/s because I had to.

by trololovski October 2, 2011

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