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A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.
A term to describe someone who ruins the fun.
Timmy is really being a douche gilbertson.
Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.
A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.
Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty
When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.
"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."
Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.
“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”