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the natural scent of a woman when receiving her period.
damn Denice really has some fish n' shit today.
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When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster
OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!
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When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.
I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!
Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.
Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!
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Little pebbles of poo that accidentaly escape from your arse and swim around in your pants.
Gregg was reluctant to sit as he feared squashing his bottom dwelling fish.
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A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.
"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."
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When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiieeee!" Then the mans joins in the squinting and screaming, and screams, "Aaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!!"
The couple were filed for a sound complaint when trying the Japanese Fish Hook in a hotel with paper thin walls.
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In Japan during world war II a group of homosexuals got the Koi Fish tattoo on their left arm. Now commonly used in Japan and America as a more verbose way of letting people know their sexual orientation.
Person 1: "My friend just got a Koi Fish Tattoo on his arm."
Person 2: "So how long have you known?"
Person 1: "He has been out of the closet for a couple years now."
Person 2: "Good for him."
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