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When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"
Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.
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It’s basically said during sex where a girl is trying to pleasure herself while you are having sex with her because you’re not doing a good job at it. The guy says “move ya hand” so he can continue to get at it and hopefully pleasure her
Bro1:“Yeah bro last night me and shawty was gettin at it we did like 3 rounds. But for the first one though she was fingering herself as I was in it and I was like Move ya hand”
Bro 2: “ Dayum that’s crazy man”
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All people who have accidentally fingered a girl who has the painters in. Named after the early 20th century Serbian revolutionary group
Dammit, I seem to have joined the red hand gang again. Stupid bitch.
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The process of shifting your vehicle from 1st to 2nd gear, usually in a quick, violent fashion. The shift will most likely be followed by excessive tire spin.
"Those guys just jumped in their vette; you better grab a handful of second and get out of here!"
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That Dead Mans Hand is a F**king pocket nuke!
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A delusion self-congratulatory label for someone who has not idea when to buy and especially when to sell a stock. Supposedly one who refuses to sell despite temporary downturns and marginal gains to hold on long enough to hit the big win and attain fantasy stock-picker-genius status. But, in reality, has no clue how trading or investing actually works and squanders the meagre life-savings accumulated from their $35,000 a year loser job, pawning their electric guitar, and stealing money from their mother's top dresser drawer.
Ed: So, you gonna sell the Game Stop shares now? Doubling your money to $10,000 in three days is pretty cool!
Norton: No way, man, I got diamond hands, I'm holding on all the way to the top!
Ed: So, now that it's crashed what are you gonna do?
Norton: I still got $350 in my account, I'm holding on till GME hits $1,000 per share. Diamond Hands, bitches!
Ed: NO, you cannot sleep on my floor.
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the art of blowing a load in your partners hand and then having her lick it off. while taking a shit.
Dan-hey i just blew a load. oh yay im on the potty
Josh-so you gave her a pakistan sticky hand?
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