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When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.
Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber nut?
Friend2: Yeah!
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is what happens after anal orgasms!
When 2 men have sex one guy has to be the giver and the other the reciever, and when the reciever orgasms the giver get's covered in whatever shit the reciever hadn't already disposed of before sexual intercourse occured hence "shit-nuts"
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That dodgy little bit of facil hair knob gobbers grow under their lip
Popular Australian singer Shannon Noll sports a typical example of this - the nut brush is becoming the new mullet!
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Bryan Detty, a person who clings on to persons of authority with such patheticness, and he's really fat.
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someone with a large head. scots insult.
"fuck up, ya fat nutted, bawheedit bastard."
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a terrible nut enduced dream, cause by eating nuts before going to sleep.
joe: "Hey Kent I shouldn't have eaten that handfull of delicious Pistachios before i went to bed last night, I had the most terrible crazy dreams."
kent: "Well Joe it sound to me you had acase of the Nut Mares!!"
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when the nut u get is better then most; usually after a slut has sucked u dry
after i donkey punched the bitch i got my maaad nut
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