Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"

Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...

Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.

“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10

eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.

I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

rule 78

if you tell someone why you like them they have to tell you back

“why do you like me”

“not telling”
“you have to rule 78”

Rule 1247

In December, every day at 12:47 you have to watch the YouTuber Alexg1247 no matter what

Girl: “ wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Boy: “rule 1247”
Girl: “oh sorry”

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