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A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.
2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
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They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
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when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.
The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.
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when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear
creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me
Timmy:too bad
creature: *lets one go*
Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
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A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.
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Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.
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A way of saying that someone has copied and pasted a slab of information, disregarding the concept of plagiarism
"Look how much information is on that slide"
"Yeah, but I reckon he's done a bit of a C&P Job"