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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray

Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.

by Soft waffel October 17, 2017


Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 07, 2025


Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...

Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.

by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012


old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 15, 2017


Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

by Father of 7 May 21, 2018


Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 04, 2018


Dumb Old

Something that's old and stupid with no meaning

This Dumb Old telephone I found in NY

by Dylanator6086 December 04, 2018