waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

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AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

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I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there

Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

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I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

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A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has

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A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has TGKOEJIFG )YJOHBJERMPHGGOKJMHK<YUBSDRF

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According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly

The start of the bee movie script

Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum

A phrase Duken Nukem says in the 1996 hit Duke Nukem 3d in the third episode of the game, Shrapnel city. Meaning that its time to kickass and chew bubblegum; but because theres no bubblegum left the ass kicking is going to be twice as hard.

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum

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You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

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