tickley dick

Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.

Friend:"Rob, why the fuck are you walking so funny?!?"

Rob: "Sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus and I have the worst case of tickley dick ever!"

Friend:"well go piss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when you're walking like a dick head!"

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Dick Cheyney

A newly discovered form of parasitic giant cockroach, it has been able to posses infect the brains of human beings and use tham as hosts, most notably George Bush Jr. and Sr., Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and Collin Powell.

Dick Cheyney has taken control of my brain.

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dick nuts

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

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pin-dick

Tiny dick. Comparable to that belonging to a three year old, but attached to an adult male.

Blair from Big Brother has a pin-dick.

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Dick Bonanza

A fucking large penis frenzy, with plenty of sword fighting. It usually results in golden showers.

Gunna: Hey Deathspike, wanna come to a Dick Bonanza with me later tonight?

Deathspike: That's alright, I kind of made other plans earlier today.

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Eating Dick

What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy

Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus

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dick puppet

A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.

Also see ragdoll sex

See that little blonde "dick puppet" over there,,, She's a freak!

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