Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

eating ur twin

What Tinker bell did-

OML don’t be eating ur twin tinky winky

eat the chilli

Willing to eat one's ass, even though that person has recently made a bowel movement because you find them that attractive.

Bro 1: Bro, I just saw this smoking hot chick, she's so hot!
Bro 2: Yeah, but would you eat the chilli?

r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog

r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog

1👍 7👎

Coupang Eats

Stupid Ripoff of Uber Eats

Alex: Why Coupang Eats is taking so long
Coupang Eats: Sorry for late due to issues please check back later
Alex: FUCK YOU AND I WANT REFUNDS AND I AM GOING TO EMART INSTEAD

Eat pearl

To eat pearl is to lick clit.

I'm going to eat eat pearl

Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.