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A house in Milton Academy. It’s further away from the other houses because, often times, stupidity is infectious. They can live next to a cemetery because, unlike other dorms, they have balls.
What the hell is Norris house? Why can’t I live in Goodwin House, a house where people don’t suck?
The sentence you plea down when you turn on your crew or turn states!
Oh, I see your new ankle bracelet! Nice, doing House Arrest I take it. Sucks to be you tho when your boys get out! Nice knowing ya!
A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.
When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.
While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
A house or room where madmen are confined
Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
Rents in properties that are lived in temporarily before having to move due to clients purchasing the house. With this exact same event happening from time to time. If moved 2 or more times, they become a house-bouncer
"Yo, you see him over there?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Apparently, he's a house-bouncer"