getting pizza from papa johns when youre high as fuck
“i just order some za off the johns”
How's it going john gilbert storey?
Good, just copped some fresh turtle necks
To feel awkward or uncomfortable
“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”
The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist
John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.
Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes
Bro, you're just like "big papa john"
Slang for average cheese enjoyer
John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.
John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.
It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.