twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

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National Wall-Stick Day

A magical day where people spread their message by cumming onto the walls of buildings and other structures.

Friend 1: Hey, it's April 20th... That means it's National Wall-Stick Day!

Friend 2: Yea! Let's go shoot some cum!

-Fapping commences-

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stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

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Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick

The Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick originated in Brooklyn New York during the late 1970's. The HTCS happens when one male, usually a former body builder, deficates on any frozen meat product, and using only the feces as a means of lubricant, inserts it into the rectum of another man as a means of sexual gratification. Usually the recipient of the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick wears a blue Red Sox cap..

Richie: Did I mention I used to be a body builder in New York?
Mike: Really? Me too! But now I just have this blue Red Sox hat.
Richie: Perfect! I have been wanting to give the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick again! Let me go grab something out of the freezer.

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fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

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naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

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keep your stick on the ice

coming from the hockey term meaning don't high stick it which is a sign of anger.

keep it cool, peace out, see ya, etc.

person 1: see ya later man
person 2: iight man keep your stick on the ice

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