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When you're in a bar and you see loads of women that are game and you know you're gonna get laid
"oh my god have you seen those three sluts at the bar checking us out? it's fucking party time!!"
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a barbeque
I threw a hamburger party for Steve's big "coming out"
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An assembly of teenage boys who sit together in a circle and jerk off each other.
Hey bro, wanna join our dutch Party tonight?
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The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country
person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"
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When a group of male, prepubescent teens gather in a room, each with individual blankets draped over their laps whilst watching pornography. What happens under each child's blanket goes unspoken.
damn... my son and all his weird friends really love to jack off together. must be some sort of blanket party.
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When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.
"My party favour confused the shit out of that guy he stayed there flushing for hours"
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When a group of friends gather in someone's home to whip each other's arms with a lanyard. Endless entertainment. Don't forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats...you'll need them for the swelling.
At Mike's house we had a Lanyard Party where John took Mike's "Spongebob Squarepants" lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip Andes arm until it was red.
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