2 faced

A generally nasty term to describe someone who is nice to a person, perhaps a friend and then gives them abuse without that person knowing. Can often also be known as "back stabbing" Most often done by girls.

Hooker: "Your good at this" ;-)
Jason: "Thanks, it's my first time"

*The next day*

Bob: "So how am I doing?"
Hooker: "Better than the last guy anyway, he was terrible"

*Later that day*
Jason: "Hey Bob, how was that girl i told you about."
Bob: "She was good, said you wer terrible though"
Jason: "What! She's so 2 faced"




Old Woman 1: "Oh your table cloth is so lovely." :-O
Old Woman 2: "Yeah its my grandmothers. :$ family heirloom."

*later*
Old Woman 1: "Did you see old woman 2's table cloth? disgusting."
Old Man: "Yeah.. who even likes old woman 2?"

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october 2

october 2 is national single ladies day. on this fine day we turn the fuck up and celebrate the single bitches all around the world!

ladie we can do whatever we want because it's october 2!!!👅👅

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person 2

The dumb second character on urban dictionary

person 2 : *dumb shit*

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Diablo 2

Video game published by Blizzard. A point and click swords and sorcery themed past time. The goal is to slay monsters and amass experience points and utilize character specific skills. Veterans of the game tend to collect the more powerful of the randomly generated items to equip their characters. Usually, with the many hours spent collecting these rare artifacts, players duel each other and optimize their characters for specific methods to exploit the weaknesses of the various hero classes.

This game is addictive like Diablo 2.

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2 And 8

2 And 8 Is Cockney Ryhming Slang For State

John. "You're In A Bit Of a 2 And 8 Jack, You Alright?"
Jack. " Yeah I'm Fine"

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2 fast 2 furious

The second worst film ever made, beaten into submission by Reign of Fire

Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?

In 2 fast 2 furious one guy signals with a nod to the other and they zoom off at top speed, 10 minutes later they signal to each other with a nod and one pulls a 180 degree turn and drives backwards for a while- this language is stupid

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April 2

Today is ask out someone who has a crush on you day or tell your boyfriend/ girlfriend that you love them.

"Hey do you know what day it is"
"Todays April 2 which means today you have to ask out someone who has a crush on you or tell you boo you love them"
"OH SHit"
"yessir"

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