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Maria Jesus

Maaria Jesus is the most amazing person youll ever meet, and one of the few people that will stay with you no matter what. Shes is a gorgeous girl who by first glance looks kinda bitchy but as you get to know her that thought gets out of your head, very close to her family and friend members so if you do anything to them a Maria Jesus will fuck you up.

-Omg did you see what Maria Jesus did to the boy yesterday.
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family

by larita.patitas October 25, 2020


maria gabriela

Is a beatiful girl.She is sexy, but shy with the best personality that you will ever met. It's really hard to impress her so do your best at the first time.If you find a Maria Gabriela try to keep her forever. The most beautiful and sensational woman you will find

Maria Gabriela is so beautiful that she came from another world.

by Noble Phantom October 25, 2017


Wall Maria

The only thing that Bob the builder cannot fix.

Person: "Hi this is Bob the builder yes? Ok can you fix Wall Maria?"
Bob the builder: "FOR THE LAST TIME NO IM NOT EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO ATTACK ON TITAN!! jesus fucking christ..."

by What the fuck am i doing? July 3, 2017


Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.

Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.

by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018

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Maria-Pipeline

The Maria pipeline is a pipeline or rabbit hole that Twitter and Tumbler users might enter after excessive usage of said platforms. In a bid to fit into the community the person in question will do a complete identity shift, sexuality shift and even (in extreme cases) gender shift. The Maria-Pipeline phenomenon is named after the Norwegian celebrity Maria, who is known for going through the pipeline and spreading awareness of it.

Ooh man, She/He really fell deep into the Maria-Pipeline, it's a completely different person now!

by Gud 2 May 27, 2021


Ann Maria

Ann means "grace" and Maria means "an incense risen up to God" in Hebrew. They are usually perfectionists who try to impress everyone. They are very sweet and try to make everyone around them happy.

I want to be just like Ann Maria.

Ann Maria is so graceful.

by 71728383cat September 1, 2017

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teresa maria

The most amazing girl you will ever find her brain and body are beautiful. Teresa Maria is the combination of classy with sassy, so don't get on her bad side. People with that name love with passion, and would do anything for there lovers. They are kind sweet and sincere nut don't get on there bad side because they would make you wish you were in hell.

Teresa Maria that girl is the bomb.com

Teresa Maria that's your girls name... Lucky you have a keeper.

by Happily ever after you :) April 13, 2016