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Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.

"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"

by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024


cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021


Tanzanian butthole stare

A stare typically done by those wanting to use power borrowed from the god "Bunghole Mathias"

Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!

by Dizzy3xf December 28, 2024


switch stare

When you look at someone and then look away but the person you were looking at looks at you. Then it is an awkward back and forth glance that never reaches eye contact.

It was an akward switch stare for a minute

by Jammy Hulbrien March 12, 2018


kink stare

Blind devotion or trust to bizarre behavior or belief

I can't submit to that kink stare. That guy thinks he's a tranny, but he raped a 10-year-old girl in the lady's rest room.

by Gnardy October 21, 2017


Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.

I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.

by squirter November 16, 2012


Zodiac Stare

When someone has a look on their face that suggests they are about to, or have already, killed someone.

What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.

When someone has a thousand yard stare

Hey hank, quite giving me that zodiac stare, I only pissed on your shoes

Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed

by TheBiggieJ August 16, 2018