Red Snail

One of the easiest monsters to kill in the online game MapleStory.

It has been popularized because of the recent "100k" quest given by Teo in Lith Harbor. You need to collect 100 Red Snail Shells and 50 Squishy Liquids, given out by Slime.

Aran Dude: Can I have money please?!
Pro Aran: Just do Teo's quests. Get 100 Red Snail Shells, 50 Squishy Liquids. EASY!

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snail trail

term used to describe a wet patch on a bed after sexual intercourse, normally after the woman has sat upright on the side of her bed.

the loose bitch left a snail trail all over my bed after i fucked her brains out last night.

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snail penis

Making a snail with your penis and balls by wrapping your penis around and under your balls making the shell and the penis head stick out looking like the head.

Let me show you my snail penis after we get it on!

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Alpha snail

A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.

Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*

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Golden Snail

Vaginal thrush is a common infection caused by an overgrowth of Candida albicans yeast. This yeast lives naturally in the bowel and in small numbers in the vagina. It is mostly harmless, but symptoms can develop if yeast numbers increase. About 75 per cent of women will have vaginal thrush in their lifetime.

Symptoms you may experience if you develop vaginal thrush include:
Vaginal discomfort – itching or burning
A thick, white discharge with a ‘cottage cheese’ appearance and yeasty smell
Redness or swelling of the vagina or vulva
Stinging or burning while urinating or during sex
Splits in the genital skin.

"I was going down on this chick and she had Golden Snail, I nearly threw up".

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Snail Tracks

Streaks on a man's sheets or comforter left by the gooey secretions of a female's vaginal lips from the previous night's sexual encounter.

Sorry I'm late for brunch I had to clean her snail tracks off my sheets.

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snot snail

A facial tissue or square of bathroom tissue screwed into a tapered spiral (resembling the blending stick used by pastel artists), which is used instead of a finger to excavate a nostril (for reasons of hygiene or disposability).

She: "Eew! I can't believe that you're using a snot snail in front of me!"

He: "OH? Would you prefer it if I used my finger to get out the booger? Or if I used yours?"

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