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"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"
(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.
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Term that the White House invented in order to sway public opinion on President Bush's illegal wiretapping of American Citezens without court warrants.
Typical Republican: We need the Terrorist Surveillance Program in order to protect our national security.
Republican Hack: Democrats are unpatriotic because they oppose the Terrorist Surveillance Program
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May 1st: The day Osama Bin Laden was killed by America.
A: hey its may 1st you know what that means.
B: dead terrorist day!! fuck osama
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E.D. Hill's favorite masturbation technique.
I totally overhead E.D. hill terrorist fist jabbing herself last night.
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a person involved in a fundraiser who continuously hounds his or her friends and family until they have successfully convinced them to donate their money. this continues until those involved refuse to leave their homes or answer their phones in fear of more financial loss.
friend 1: "dude, you haven't left your house in 3 days"
friend 2: "i can't risk going outside. there's a fundraising terrorist on the loose, and i don't get paid for another week."
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An underground organization with chapters in most Puerto Rican schools, founded in opposition to the Terror Unit. The CT-Unit, as it is known, promotes respect for one's elders and for the social order in the school. It is formed from most of the cliques in the school, with each having at least one representative in the body of the Unit.
Its organizational structure is also far more complicated than that of its opponents. Directors, the leaders of each chapter, are elected by the body at large, while the Directors themselves choose one as General Director. Each Director then chooses a member from the body to be a sort of under-Director, though this member holds no official rank.
The CT-Unit does its best not to utilize the verbal and physical abuse that mark its opponent; however, sometimes it is necessary for CTs to take violent action in defense of another or others. Directors are generally empowered to institute different policies regarding physical action; most commonly, if a T-Unit member attacks a CT, the Director calls for an all-out war against the T-Unit in that school.
Mario: "You're in the Counter-Terrorist Unit now?"
John: "Yeah, I just caught one of those little T-Unit morons hitting a kid yesterday."
Mario: "Kicked his ass?"
John: "You know it! I'm thinking of running for Director, actually!"
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