an Alberte is a shitty slut
she brings Tri-angle-drama
she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte
Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!
Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!
The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.
She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie
She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.
"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte
Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay
Someone who gets female attention without even trying
Johnny sins is an ALBERT
Oh look how much females he gets, he must be an ALBERT
To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?