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Being absolute full retard and making absolute zero sense in anything, ever.
Man, Benefit-syndrome is spreading like wildfire. I swear everyone around me has a major case of it.
A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship
Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)
1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.
2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)
That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits
friends with benefits is when you and your friend are attractive to each other and want to be something more than friends until they are in a relationship, but it should only be with one person
John and Sarah like each other but doesn’t wanna date, they become friends with benefits until they are in a relationship, but it’s only between them two