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People, usually from the south of England, who are in Year 7-11 and are usually the elites in their class who are recognised by students all around the local town where their schools are based. They think they are Instagram Celebrities but they’re really not.
You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’
There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.
Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’
They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)
By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
(not) Instagram Celebrities
The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.
"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"
Someone who looks vaguely dateable on Instagram but looks like a total minger in real life
Friend: Yo I'm dating Abby!
Me: Ew, she's kind of an instagram 6, I advise you not to
If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….
Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…
One who’s life is extremely violent on social media then bitches up in person
I heard he a Instagram thugger boy never outside
A bitch named Jade who posts herself with her slutty clothes
Did you see that Instagram thot
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