:3

The universal sign of pure evil. It doesn't really mean 'cute' or 'coy' or 'lion' or 'teabag.' I simply shows the pure evil of the said words.

Person 1: I'ma eat a cookie :3
Person 2: Pure evil!
Person 1: Muhahahahaha

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Balls nailed to the wall, argument over. When an argument is so completely disproved that the person backing it has no choice but to give in.

"He sure nailed your balls to the wall on that one :3"

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A slang term used to covertly call someone a homosexual. Refers to the milk/fat content of Homogenized Milk, aka Homo Milk.

Nice Madam's Apple 3%.

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Heart, ballsack, fine, but clearly reminiscent of boobs and vulva.

An oversexed girl will include the <3 symbol in her messenger nickname.

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A common misconception is that this is a text representation of a heart; signifying love, affection, or a strong preference for something.

In fact, this is the text representation of a knocked over ice cream cone. Most likely by someone who also just kicked your cat, poked you in the chest, or pulled any other number of dick moves. May also be employed as an intimidation technique.

"Hey, Mari, ju wanna go see The Fast and Furious 27 with me tonight baby?"
"<3"
"Damn, bitch, you could have just said my don't wanna go!"

"You got my money??"
"Nah, bro. I don't get paid until Friday."
"<3 You better have that shit Friday, or next time it will be more than just your ice cream."

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A cute face simmilar to =) or =P, coined by a Sambam. This smilie is used to be cute, and sometimes when nothing else can be said.

Iten is a Hotface. :3

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I miss you when I least expect it.
I miss the way you feel on my lips.
And I don't know when I'll see you again.
So when are you coming home?

3

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