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bath of shame

Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act

Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.

by I.8.T December 18, 2015


shame stick

Eaten in shame, a shame stick is a stick of butter covered in sugar.

Ew, you had sex with Billy? GO EAT A SHAME STICK.

by Moonunit May 25, 2007


Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".

by Dick of Shame April 03, 2011


Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003


crawl of shame

When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.

I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.

by Copenhagen, makes me feel so good October 03, 2007


rich shaming

The deliberate act of shaming wealthy people for no apparent reason and sometimes out of spite.

The mean act of rich shaming is just a result of jealousy.

by Word Madman May 18, 2020


tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools

Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300

by Kram Larry October 26, 2022