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A gooby gus is the art of ejaculating into a female to the point where said sexual intercourse makes a gushing sound AND the semen is leaking out the vaginal cavity.
I gave her a Gooby Gus last night.
A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.
Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.
(verb) to fight for a cause and publicly appear virtuous while actually secretly being a pretty scummy human being.
named after famous Twitter troll who notoriously defeated Donald Trump in a lawsuit, who was arrested for allegedly beating his wife a couple times
that Trumper at the capitol invasion eugene gu'd to the max, pretending to fight for police rights while killing a cop in DC!
The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.
Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!
A traditional Chinese mainland whore who travels south to Taipei to solicit money in exchange for sexual favors from wealthy Taiwanese businessmen. Bat gu-s are also known as someone who has had extensive experience and therefore should be avoided at all times. Women who have less experience are known as "Gai." Bat gu also have a reputation for having "chou dao fu."
Chou went to Taiwan as a "bat gu" to find work outside of the mainland where everyone already knows her notorious reputation and has been spurned by her elders (jo-seen).
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Darn, I woke up this morning with a Gus Crossing lmao aha.
Gus-Ann is actually two people morphed into one. When together you at first think how cute they look but that quickly changes once you've been around them enough. When apart they are constantly on one anothers mind and during the day they spend numerous hours on phone. Their probably going to have children soon if Beth Ann breaks away from her "pure" ways. Who knows what their future holds? I guess in reality the world would be a better place if we had more Gus-Ann's.
Is that a elephant?
Is that a cow?
Wait is that two men humping?
Oh no! ITS GUS-ANN