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a "fun size" girl who is a complete dork. she is sweet pretty and damn sexy. shes the girl who knows everything. she has the cutest lil hands. she has the smartest remarks and the coolest dance moves. be jealous.
Bet you wish you were hanging out with sydney kay today.
She is the absolute definition of beauty. She is an amazing person. Is sexy AF. she is the best girlfreind anyone could ever ask for.
Guy 1 :Hey whats your girlfreinds name
Lucky Guy: Sydney Marshall
Guy 1 : Dammmnnnn she sounds hawt
Lucky Guy : hell yea she is gorgeous
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This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
The ghetto area of New South Wales Australia. Western Sydney includes the suburbs of Blacktown, Mount Druitt, Rooty Hill, Seven Hills and many, many more of those little known suburbs to the west of Sydney hence the name, Western Sydney.
The area is inhabited by swarms of Western Sydney Lads, Dole Bludgers, Drug Dealers and of course the middle class working Australians who manage to live day to day without getting shot; an admirable achievement in an place such as this one.
The three main survival techniques for those who dwell in the area and are not the aforementioned scum are as follows:
1. Lock all doors and windows at all times. Bars are optional but always a plus.
2. Never look anyone in the eye, and keep your mouth shut - many of the lads or bludgers have an amazing ability to misinterpret something as simple as a 'Good Morning' as a racial slur that requires a nice bashing.
3. Never leave the house after 8:30pm unless in a car that can be securely locked. This is the time when you would be in the highest danger. Lads, stoners etc. are known to prowl the streets at night and become highly violent during moonlight hours. It is widely accepted that the mystical beams of the moon give them strange powers they themselves do not know how to control (obviously).
On this episode of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls be dropped of in the middle of Western Sydney.
Bear: Fuck that, I'm not going near that shit !
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The act of being asked to apply sunscreen on someones back and responding by ejaculating onto their back and rubbing it in.
Tom: Wow, you're back is so burnt! How come you didn't put on any sunscreen at the beach?
Corey: I gave Alex the sunscreen to do it but the bastard sydney sunscreened me!
Sydney Moon is one of the best porn stars ever.
Sydney Moon stars in porn films
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