December 17

National kitty cookout day, invite your tasty looking female over and give her that tongue she’ll never forget

“Hey babe, you know it’s December 17th right?” *eats the fuck out of his girl on isle 6*

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January 17

A very kind nice funny crazy good friend

a person born on January 17 is a very good friend

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17 HMR

A 17 caliber rimfire load introduced by Hornady in the early 2000's. Boasting high muzzle velocities, flat trajectories, and devastatingly frangible bullets, the 17 HMR quickly proved itself as the best rimfire round ever produced for small varmint hunting and target shooting. HMR stands for Hornady Magnum Rimfire.

My 17 HMR shoots sub minute-of-angle groups out to 200 yards on a calm day. Winds add considerable difficulty considering the lightweight 20 gr bullets.

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June 17

This is the day when a bad, chill, pretty cool as girl was born

Usually named Hanna, Bailey, Gissel, or Ashely

Dang man Gissel is literally the best girl
- yea dude it’s cause she was born June 17th

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Rule 17

“Do whatever it fucking takes.”

Enroll America's code word, "Rule 17."

See: 9:30 min. mark in Youtube video: "Enroll America Director Conspires to Release Private Data for Political Purposes"

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October 17

National suck James dick day

October 17 is the day that you suck James dick for just 25 cents so he and his family can move out of the box and move to olritch house

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December 17

December 17 the day you give a girl ur hoodie cause it will be cold as hell 🥰

“Hey can I have your hoodie it’s December 17th”

“Sure.”

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