January 18

InterNational psychopath day a day where whoever is born on this day becomes one step closer to losing their fucking marbles

" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "

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February 18

February 18 is the national day to try and suck your own dick.

Yooo Bro!
What?
Its February 18 today!
Ok?
Its the national day to try and suck your own dick!

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18:03

6:03pm on a 24hr clock foo

it's after 18 hundred foo

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18 dummy

bay area slang for 1800 jose cuervo tequila, also known as 18 dummy juice.

i need some of that good 18 dummy juice.

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October 18

National suck dick day

it’s October 18 let’s suck some dick

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September 18

It’s ride the dick day, slow motion or fast motion you betta put the work.

Sis that man needs a memorable lesson. Give him a September 18 gift‼️

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November 18

Make up a stupid holiday.

You make up some stupid crap that no one ever does on November 18.

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