`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{[poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`

how the fuck did you end up here- how bored were you to type this out, how bored were you to read this of all things instead of doing your HOMEWORK ZOEY
were you as bored as i was making this?
thats cool

but anyways, are you really THAT BORED to type out in full `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}{poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`

like... really imagine what you could do with that time, you could exist

other things

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~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{[]|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|][{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~

Wow. You're that bored? I didn't even think that was possible.

"You: i need to get my schoolwork done
Also You: types in ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~"

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`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp[{]}\|aassddffgghhjjkkll;:'"zzxxccvvbbnnmm,<.>/?/?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}[{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~

when you are so bored, you type EVERY CHARACTOR, including the capital version: lowercase, uppercase, ect, ect. ALSO BACKWARDS. why?

Rob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp{}\|aassddffgghhjjkkll;:'"zzxxccvvbbnnmm,<.>/?/?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~
Joe: *Walks away because hes dissapointed*

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7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

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the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy

When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.

Nillina was on all fours so Manlord and Blacklighte could give her the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy.

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1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

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~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}[{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~

Every single letter on the keyboard, including the shifted versions, forwards and backwards

Person 1: I just searched "~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~" on google.
Person 2: You must be very bored.
Person 3: I don't care.
*Person 3 gets vaporized*

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