March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.
Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*
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When annoying lazy children were born. This persons name usually starts with an A and is a girl. This girl normally has 2-3 siblings that’s she doesn’t like. This girl is not a good person to be friends with and she is whinny all the time.
Person: When’s your birthday?
A: February 23!
Person: Uhm never mind I don’t like you bye😒
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23 of October is the day where boys can slap other boys dicks or asses without it being gay.
Boy1: hey bro! *slaps Boy2’s ass*
Boy2: dude thats some gay shit!
Boy1: nah dude it’s 23 of October remember.
Boy2: oh yeahhh. *boy2 goes down on his knees and sucks boy1’s dick*
Both: NOHOMOOOO
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June 23 is National Mudcake Cupcakes day
On June 23rd you have to eat and/or make mini mudcakes aka mudcake cupcakes with someone you care about. This day is about bonding with someone over the magnific taste and texture of mudcake cupcakes
If you're allergic to chocolate just make normal cupcakes. Spending time with someone you care about is the important part on June 23rd
Convo 1
A: Hey! What's a mudcake cupcake?
B: it's a mudcake but a mini version you bake in cupcakes forms on June 23
Convo 2
C: Omg! Is this the power of the mudcake cupcake when it's June 23?!
B: idk but I have to tell to tell you something..
C: what?
B: I've always had a crush on you, and making and eating these mudcake cupcakes with you made me fall even further
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October 23 is a day where you get to smack someone with fat ass🥳
Karen: OMG please don’t I know it’s October 23 but please don’t do it!
Patty: sucks for you maybe you shouldn’t have had a fat ass
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October 23 is the day to gun lean behind a teacher at school (if you don't know how to gun lean look it up)
Good luck :D
October 23 is the day to gun lean
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