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October 23 is a day where you get to smack someone with fat ass🥳
Karen: OMG please don’t I know it’s October 23 but please don’t do it!
Patty: sucks for you maybe you shouldn’t have had a fat ass
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national hanging brain day. primarily celebrated in the northeast united states, male residents of an area will drop their pants and boxers, and “hang brain” without any reprocussions.
“can’t wait till april 23 so i can go to mellisa’s house and spread eagle on her front lawn”
“tim, let it go, she doesn’t love you anymore”
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March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.
Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*
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When annoying lazy children were born. This persons name usually starts with an A and is a girl. This girl normally has 2-3 siblings that’s she doesn’t like. This girl is not a good person to be friends with and she is whinny all the time.
Person: When’s your birthday?
A: February 23!
Person: Uhm never mind I don’t like you bye😒
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23 of October is the day where boys can slap other boys dicks or asses without it being gay.
Boy1: hey bro! *slaps Boy2’s ass*
Boy2: dude thats some gay shit!
Boy1: nah dude it’s 23 of October remember.
Boy2: oh yeahhh. *boy2 goes down on his knees and sucks boy1’s dick*
Both: NOHOMOOOO
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October 23 is the day to gun lean behind a teacher at school (if you don't know how to gun lean look it up)
Good luck :D
October 23 is the day to gun lean
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