Rural Dictionary

31 december 2020

on that day 2020 you have to shout jumanji to get out if this game (year)

Person 1:come let's shout jumanji
Person 2:But why-
Person 1:to get out of this game cause it's 31 december 2020
Person 2:But this is not a game
Person 1:but it was a horrible year
Person 2:your right in 3 2 2..
Person 1 & 2:JUMANJI

by ..wiks December 13, 2020

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February 31

The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.

On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.

It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.

Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow

Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight

Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31

Patricia: oh ya!

*turns 12 am*

Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*

Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!

by Snoff666 October 30, 2019

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October 31

October 31 Is The Day That Semaj Deshawn Scott Dick Taking Dusty Bald Where We Finna Eat At Waterbottle Built Ass Dyke Built Ass Used Tampon Built Ass Incest Ass Was Born.

Him:You Know That Dude Who Was Born October 31 Named Semaj From Horizon?

The Dude Who Built Like A Dyke That Got his Hair Cut Off And He Got HIs Braces Off?

Him:Yeah That Fag Ass Nigga

by The Booty Hole Tickler October 21, 2019

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October 1-31

A month where you do absolutely nothing besides your normal monthly routine.

Ryan: Hey Kim you know what month it is right??
Kim: Spooky seazon!!!
Ryan: No it’s slap ass month..
Kim: I hate you..
Ryan: It’s October 1-31 slap ass month
Kim:nooooo

by Lxghtenup October 14, 2019

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