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June 8 the day that the sexiest mofos were born
person 1: i heard she was born on June 8
person 2: wow shes a keeper for sure
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The day of the sexy.
Anyone born on this day has a huge penis and will get any girl they want.
John was born on October 8, therefore he has a huge penis.
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December 8th is the best day to be born on by far. guys and girls born on this day are loving, caring, sweet, cute, and beautiful in so many different ways. if you have a friend born on this day you should be highly appreciative and never let them go.
guy "when's your birthday?"
girl "December 8"
guy "i'm not surprised why ur so thicc now"
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A shovel emoticon.
What the fuck did you think it was?
I have a long 8===D
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If you were born on this day you are a god and you are most likely the most beautiful person born in November. Even if you have acne people love you, and you are the best looking girl in your friend group. (Your probably really weird and funny but people like you because of that) You have a great sense of humor and your the funniest kid in school.
Guy 1-Dude, I bet she was born on November 8!
Guy 2- Yeah, shes cute.
Girl born on November 8- Ew, creeps.
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July 8th means you can slap anyone and they can not snitch or be mad
Kyle: *slaps Vanessa*
Vanessa: The hell Kyle
Kyle: Your not supposed to tell or be mad. Haha
July 8 is independence day also.
The longest unit of time possible known in the universe. When you say you're gonna cum in 8 minutes, your homie can already give up and go on about his life because you're never cumming. That's how long 8 minutes is. 8 minutes is a majestic unit of time in which not even the age the universe can compare. 8 minutes is as long a nigger's dick. 8 minutes is longer than infinity itself, it is bigger and girthier than infinity and a nigger's dick.
tuesday the 19th of february
nigger: Hey bro wanna game tonight?
fucboi: Sure bro I'll be there in 8 minutes.
the night of tuesday the 19th
nigger: You there bro?
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