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signal to noise ratio

the ratio of signal to noise in decibels (dB).

A postitive signal to noise ratio means the signal is louder than the noise. A negative signal to noise ratio means the noise is louder than the signal. Typically, the signal is speech, music, or whatever sound is being listened for.

by Jody August 28, 2003

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P/E ratio

Pussy-to-Effort Ratio. For a given activity pursued by a heterosexual male, measures how much it will help them get laid versus how much effort said activity requires.

Training to become a virtuoso tuba player has a low P/E ratio. Buying an Ed Hardy shirt and acting like a douchebag has a high P/E ratio.

by buster55 August 19, 2012

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Nipple to breast ratio

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.

Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.

by The Nipple Perfectionist June 20, 2012

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Tit to Gut Ratio

a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.

She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.

by Big_BB February 24, 2010

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weight to tit ratio

The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:

T/(W^2)=F

Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.

Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"

by wiggly22 November 14, 2009

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skeet skeet ratio

The skeet skeet ratio is the ratio of your own skeet to that of everyone else's skeets when you play soggy waffle.

A high skeet skeet ratio means that the skeet present in the soggy waffle is mainly comprised of your own brand.

by Blaine Carter October 18, 2007

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sass to height ratio

When the sass of a person is higher than their actual height.

"Rebecca is so sassy!" "I know! Her sass to height ratio is through the roof!"

by baconlover1213 October 11, 2012

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