Ass Can

n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.

Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.

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Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

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no can do

"I just can't do it."
Comes from the 1982 song "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" by Daryl Hall and John Oates.

Supervisor: Can you finish that report by 2 today?

Employee: No can do.

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man can

Any 24 Oz can of beer, usually domestic, not to be confused with a "tall boy", a 16 oz can of beer. A man can is bigger in both diameter and height, and a tall boy is the diameter of a normal 12 oz can but taller.

A man can is any 24 oz can of budeweiser, miller lite, bud light, etc.

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crack in a can

Red Bull

Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle

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can of whoopass

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

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Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

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