Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

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I can't do this anymore

Meaning the person is tired of living and wants to commit suicide

girl 1 "i cant..."
girl 2 "U CANT WHAT? Talk To Me"
girl 1 "#I can't do this anymore"
girl 1 kills herself

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I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore

Can't even pee hole

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.

I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

Can't Hold My Pack

When you can't handle your own drugs.

Girlfriend: You can never get anything done when you're high, It turns you into someone else.
Me: Are you claiming that I can't hold my pack?
Girlfriend: I'm leaving to mom's for the weekend.

flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

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CGR ( Can't get right )

When you are unemployed , drunk off your ass all the time and/or just plain lazy. There are 4 stages
Stage 1: Unemployed
Stage 2: Unemployed and alcoholic
Stage 3: Raging drunk and obnoxious a hole
Stage 4: Wife beater (very rare)

John: Damn man Chris has got that CGR ( Can't get right )for about 6 months now
Tim: Yeah man heard he might have CGR stage 3. Might not be able to shake it.

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