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The least prettiest girl in an orgy, you wouldn't put your best load in her, but you could shake some out at the end to keep her smiling.
That chick was so gross I wouldn't even use her for my drip cup.
When a delay is extended significantly past the original deadline.
The project was supposed to release in April but it is December and nobody has seen it yet, time to grab a cup with straw.
When your partner lovingly strokes and massages your ballsack/scrotum with Ben Gay or Icy Hot.
Man braaaaahhh my balls are still on fire today. Sonja gave me a peppermint cup last night.
I sure hope your mom gives that Christmas Eve peppermint cup like last year.
I shaved my scrotum and plopped my smooth set in her hand for a peppermint cup.
When you pour liquor in your anus and people do shots out of your ass.
That girl is so dirty, she does shots out of Lucifer's cup.
When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.
Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.
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"In my cups" means drunk.
Yes madam, I am in my cups, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
(Based on the Winston Churchill quote)
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When you have sex and pull out and blow your load in a girls belly button.
Last night I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a nice hot cup of chowder.
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