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Probably the best thing ever created. While NDP might think that it was ripped off of them, true Maryvale girls know the real meaning behind Gym Meet. It's all about who's the best out of all the class and who's the most spirited/united out of the bunch. Working on a $7 budget per person, classes prove that there is ingenuity and creativity by the costumes, formations, songs and other assorted dances and whatnot that come out of Gym Meet. How else can you explain a class walking around in spandex? Twice. In front of the whole school. And being totally proud of that fact. The thing about Gym Meet is that it shows just how close a class is with each other. Sometimes, banner winners have gotten their formations, songs and marches down in a matter of days. Whether they're Senior Rocks, Spartans, Eggs, Skators or Sky-divers; Junior Cicadas, Nerds, Jailbirds, Geniuses, or 2007 flashing back to the 70's; Sophomore Scubas, Beatles, Sorcerors, or Sumos; Freshman Fishes, Football, Fireman, Surfers or Army; true Maryvale girls know how to do Gym Meet and how to do it right. It's just something that's in the air and is caught. It's infectious. AND IT'S SO TOTALLY MARYVALE!
NDP GIRL: Your Gym Meet is SO ripped off of ours.
MVP GIRL: So?
NDP GIRL: Ours is way better.
MVP GIRL: Where do you do yours?
NDP GIRL: In the gym.
MVP GIRL: Bah. We only do it in the gym if it's lightening and thundering outside. We do it like real women. On the fields. In the mud or the rain when necessary.
NDP GIRL: EWWWWW! That's gross and so nasty and unsophisticated.
MVP GIRL: Nope, that's Maryvale for you. Say, have you done your marches, formations, dances and songs with bare feet.
NDP GIRL: No. Why?
MVP GIRL: We have. Outside. With some mud. It's cooler that way.
NDP GIRL: AHHHH! MONSTROSITY! I CAN'T STAND IT! *runs away, crying, having been properly beat*
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yo i went to the gym 5 times a day im a tank. Pasko is my father
yo lets go to the gym im on a buzz GYM BUZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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A girl who wears very tight and revealing leggings to the gym, but clearly should not be wearing them.
"Hey Joe, that repulsive gym shork is doing squats over there"
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the next best thing to spirit week at maryvale. ndp-ers think that their gym meet is the shit when really maryvale knows how to do gym meet right. we all know that we can dance so y make up retarted ones for your parents or boyfriends to watch on 3 seperate occasions. Gym meet should only be viewed once and the winners should receive a banner so that everyone that enters the gym know who really is top dog. mvp's gym meet consists of middle school and upper school classes/groups showing off their talents as song writers and formation makers. the songs are quite humerous and should pertain to the theme of the class (ie "shed ur body" junior cicadas). the wonderful exibition is usually started off wiht a class sleepover, but only if u are as bonded as 2007 and 2005.sorry but it's true. the ndp girls can say how great their gym meet is all they want but quite frankly, i'm not gonna lie to you... MVP KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!!
as much as our campus smells like shit we will always beat any ndp girl in anything that we do!
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A person that posts pictures "selfies" at the gym all the time and never actually works out. If they do pick up a weight its extremely rare like a unicorn. Often the only thing you see them working out is their fingers on their phone. They are the person that gives you dirty looks when you ask to use the equipment they are sitting on for their photo shoot.
Gym unicorns always talk about how fit they are and to check out their gains when there is nothing to check but their ego.
Expect these women to have perfect hair and makeup on.
Don't worry about the gym unicorn. Despite being here, its just a social media ploy to make her look good.
Uhhh she's such a gym unicorn, all she does is take selfies and brag about her non existent gains
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A man who is completely lost in life after gettingbout of the security of high school, and has no idea how to define himself or fund meaning in life other than repeatedly lifting weights and taking steroids to get as enormous and humanly possible. They usually base their entire lives aroubd this only wearing clothes that either show off their deformed bodies or say things like "seriously strong"
Tom: How's Tony been doing John
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.
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steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance
He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.
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