kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

kiwi mold

A fruit with mold on it.

Kiwi mold is disgusting.

Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

kiwie

Kiwie is the cutest internet friend in the world and she is an angel💖

Kiwie is so adorable I'm gonna die!

chea (kiwi's air)

chea is kiwi's air. she is also really nice when you get to know her. she is super hot and is always there to cheer you up. she can be annoyingly fun, too!!

omg is that chea (kiwi's air)

YEAH HI CHEA (KIWI'S AIR) YOURE SO NICE

Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

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