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liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008

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liquid nail

Slipping the pickle to your counterpart while being submerged in any body of water.

After practice, the Gators swim coach got horny, and talked the new rookie into a liquid nail.

by EVB October 16, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


liquid pizza

noun: stomach contents; vomit; puke; barf; liquid laughs; liquid groceries; et al.

So called for the similarity of its visual texture and color palette to typical crappy frozen or national-chain, two-for-twenty-bucks, one-liter-free-coke delivery pizza. The viscous liquid base is the consistency and color of creamed corn, not dissimilar in appearance to the plastic milk protein-based synthetic goo intended to masquerade as cheese on the typical pizza. Suffused and suspended within can be nearly anything, usually unidentifiable inclusions or flecks of dark green, red or brown hue, or more rarely, black or dark gray.

Mandatory though, is the presence of mysterious solid pink chunks of God-only-knows what. Pepperoni perhaps? Ham? How about ground-up beef and pork sphincters, tantalizingly enhanced with FD&C Red Dye No 3? YUMMERS!

I'm such an assclown! I shouldn't have drunk that whole fifth of Drambuie. On the way home last night I sprayed liquid pizza all over the windshield and dashboard of my girlfriend's car! No blowjobs coming my way for a while!

by Bonejob May 1, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fairy liquid

glaswegian slang. methadone

Ah went for ma fairy liquid today

by kenetik August 8, 2008

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Liquid Gold

Beer

Forget the money, I'll work just for some of that liquid gold.

by stxp April 15, 2011

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Liquid Love

An all to common nickname for LSD(d-lysergic acid diethylamide). Beliefs are that the world could be a better place if everyone was given the chance to try it.

This is also a schedule 1 drug in the USA, this is because normal citizens should be kept from trying a gift from god himself.

Hey Everyone, the Liquid Love has arrived!

by lethargic tendencies July 21, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


liquid kosh

Alternative name for Stella Artois premium strength lager. Also known as wife beater. Refers to the after effects suffered from a night on the lash.

The morning after his 'liquid kosh' fueled binge Dave lost all feeling in his legs and went blind in one eye - 'Result' he declared.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

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