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When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...
Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.
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The act of slitting a girl's throat open and fucking the wound while it's still bleeding. Usually ends with ejaculating inside her throat.
"Hey bro, I did the Arizona Blood Phoenix with my girlfriend yesterday."
"Nice, how'd it go?"
"It was good, but she was begging me not to do it for some reason."
"Huh, strange. Usually girls love that."
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When a girl puts pepper spray on her vagina, then 10 guys must cum on her pussy to put our the fire. The men must be dressed up in full firefighter gear. Only the heroic few go into the fire to put it out.
Son: Hey guys I just phoenix fire trapped this girl last night
Dad: (overhears) Son i invented the phoenix fire trap.... were you the hero?
Son: Damn right
Dad: (tears up) I'm so proud of you
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After you finish doing a girl from behind, make sure you have plenty of Vodka in your mouth and in stead of spitting on her back you shoot flames on to your woman, and thus have a wet phoenix. Thus encrusting the semen to the skin as a permanent marker of your triumph. Of science.
I totally wet phoenix-ed your mom last night!
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Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
It means you are overly obsessed with the game series known as "FINAL FANTASY." It also means you have no life whatsoever, because of your obsession. Phoenix Down is a type of item in the game that lets you revive one character in your group.
"Dude, look at that loser, he's got a bad case of Phoenix down syndrome."
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The act of one women sticking her hand up her wet vagina, and giving a hand job.
Last night me, and Bill did a "Moist Phoenix Grip while talking about our day.
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