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Also known as a f&s
A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.
After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.
This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat
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N. an apparatus designed for the express funtion of catching and preserving the sweat, cheese and residual matter from a womans vagina and any folds or lobes associated there within!
Holy moley imagine the sweat bucket on that one!
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hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful shit.
bro #1:"yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"
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The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.
Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
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The perspiration resulting from exer-gaming; specifically with the Nintendo Wii.
"Hey, wanna go out and grab some dinner?"
"Sure, let me take a shower first. I worked up a good wii sweat with my new Wii Fit."
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A day's worth of vaginal perspiration which has the scent of a Japanese trawler deck in summer.
" Hey Rachael, you better have a shower. I can smell your Tuna Sweat".
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When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.
Why is this wedding outside? It's over 95 out here! I'm getting a sweat boner just standing here.
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