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A Swift tease is when you tease an old java developer that all their server code could be written in swift in half the time
SCRUM Master: Did you Swift tease old Ben about his java code today?
iOS developer: No I'll get right on that boss
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Phil swift; the most divine being in the universe; as soon as you meet him you will want to smash using a flex seal condom
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The most AMAZING singer on the face of the Earth!!! LOVE her!!! <3 Say you're
sorry, that face of an angel comes out just when u need it 2. As I pace back and
forth all this time cuz I honestly believed in you. Holdin on, the dayz drag on,
stupid girl, i should've known, I should've known...<3
Me- I love Taylor Swift
Person- Me 2!
Nero- I dislike Taylor Swift, but I'll publish this anyway and not be a mean editor! :)
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a phrase used to describe a skillful move requring excellent reflexes, often used while playing basketball or hacky sack.
Inspired by the song Down With The Sickness by numetal band Disturbed.
"That steal was down with the swiftness"
or
"I'm down with the swiftness today, my reflexes are on"
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a stoopid bro that has an ugly sister and loves to start dumb fucking drama;
1. hey did you see that bro and his dumb ugly drama filled sister?
2.yeah he was such an honor swift!
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A 25 year old pop singer who is taking the world by storm. She has released 5 albums and is an amazing singer with a stunning voice and the looks to match. She is very kind to her fans, and sends them Christmas presents, Valentines gifts etc etc. She has great morals and is one of the best humans to ever walk the earth.
"Omg have you watched Taylor Swifts new music video?"
"YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!"
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An amazingly talented singer, who may not be all country but could surely be if she wanted to. She can hold her head strong even with all the haters out there. A great idol for any teen no matter what others think.
Example 1) Wow, Taylor Swift is so cool, I really liked her new music video...
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