A creature refered to as a Walter, is most commonly a creature living in the dark alleyways of Smaragdinovf-Islands, born from the ashes of past failures, spreading around disease and eating human infants. If a Walter touches you, you will immediately feel the sympoms of early NurglesRot penetrating your skin and seeping deep into your system. Walters are very much similiar to the musty ratbloods of Asphodel Meadows. Many Walters reside in the shadows of Smaragdinovf-Islands, only revealing themselves when feasting upon the innocent lives of the unfortunate, but the worst of the Walters choose migrate to Tartaros, to bring back condemned souls back to the world of the living, and creating even more chaos. Walters like that are called Hollow Walters, and when caught, they are sent to Pandæmonium, The capital of hell, to suffer, and feel the wrath of the ever burning fire of Grumanium. Walters cause chaos to the universe, they are the evildoers of the mythological world, the sinners of the dark, unloved by god. Walters are in terms of combat efficiency extremely powerful. Walters can wipe out large armies of enemies by awakening the true powers of their innner cores. By wielding the blade of Le'strombium combined with the horrors of NurglesRot, they are a force to be reckoned with. Walters are usually silent hunters, lurking in the shadows, waiting for their prey to walk past them, only to realize they have been caught by a Walter, having no way out of the Walters sharp claws.
Walter is hunting you right now
He plays lax and is low-key gay because sometimes his masculinity is so toxic he must have to be faking it or otherwise he's a douchebag
Person 1: Yo have you met my friend Walter
person 2: ya but he seems low-key gay
Walter is a term to call your friends or family to refer to them as an idiot or if they do something stupid. If someone calls you a walter you should take it as an insult not a compliment.
Guy: Omg youre such a walter!
Guys friend: huh
Stimulate sexually until ejaculation.
I just waltered on my kitchen floor, I better document it on my spreadsheet
Some loser that doesn’t shut up and wants to be David Higgins or some shit
Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.
Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!
He is one bad ass mother fucker. He's a great lover, sexy as fuck, ladies love him. He down to earth and really nice. Woman should be lucky to date him.
Is that Walter Markel? He's so sexy!!